Online Purpose

She’s the type of girl
that always comments on her status
but has nothing to say about yours.

The type that will happily
post heavily-cleavaged photos of herself online
and then complains when she gets
dirty messages from strangers.

Types shorthand in cellphone speak
so you hardly know what she’s going on about,
but it looks like she’s having a good time
and you feel ashamed of using
complete words and proper syntax
when communicating with her,
embarrassed of every , and .

But you still want
to fuck her anyway.

by Colin Dardis