The Mighty Uterus

The uterus is a funny thing,
It isn't good for much.
It isn't nice to look at, or pleasant to the touch.
It gives us cramps and spasms,
If you poke it, it may bleed -
And yet the mighty uterus
Is something most girls need.
They say it is a blessing,
They say it is a curse,
But I say having testicles
Is two or three times worse!
The uterus is hidden,
And gets prescription drugs.
The balls hang low for public view,
Crotch itch, and pubic bugs.
The testicles get sat upon
And rubbed by Levi seams.
Their lot in life is perilous,
But uteri have dreams!

By Hedi Murray