Suck Me To Jerusalem

Higher learning
Gets better
All the time.
I had only known
This woman
A few days
When she
Showed up at
My apartment
And surprisingly,
After a few drinks,
Gave me this
Fantastic blow job.
It was the best
I ever had.
She kept
Smacking her lips
And mumbling 'Jesus'.
'Said she was gonna
Suck me to Jerusalem.
Maybe, I shoulda been
A little concerned
Having seen
Mel's 'Passion'.
Did I mention that she's
A graduate student
From Israel?

by Daniel S. Irwin