Friday, August 28, 2009

DON’T BLAME THE CABBAGE

I am a cabbage connoisseur,
a cabbage attorney, admirer,
and devoted loyal follower.

I have fiercely defended
cabbages in various cabbage
courts of law and I tell you--
cabbage is not the criminal,
not the evil gastrological culprit.

I formally acquit this noble vegetable
of any and all wrongdoing, especially
of causing endless vile spewing
of unnatural foul gases from
all your aristocratic
gatling-gun-like-asses.

by Joseph Roque


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1 Comments:

Blogger greenlacewing said...

I <3 cabbage!

4:21 PM  

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