FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE

my wife kept nagging me about getting the internet
I finally gave in, so now I'm watching the best porn
from all around the world
I watch the
black, white, asian, hispanic, porn

I watch the
gay, lesbian, hetrosexaul, bisexual, porn

I watch the
fuck your mother, fuck your dog, piss all over me, tie me up and rape me, porn

but I ain't all bad
I never watch the
kiddie porn.

by Jeff Shepard