Higher Education?

Intellectual bootcamp ?
Mental masturbation ?
Regurgitating thousand-year-old text ?

How about a cash fuckin’ cow ?
Knowing that you can fit a large family in your ass, and
wondering why it hurts!

Get 80K in debt
A professional career awaits
With a bunch of assholes you hated your whole life ?

In retrospect – build a cabin –
Buy a used typewriter & smoke a lot of pot !

by Ron Cervero