Totem dieting

idiotic listener
I can deduct kilos
save you from a dose
of solid odds
and faked-up jams

chewy tuna
or bedside basmati

singed muffins
and slimy wines

weirdo, loser!
plaque creeps like ivy
domelike jowls
nachos like giant asteroids
soda on the intercom
sushi anguish, sir

if you don’t want to be
a dayboy in limbo
a limping sensei
an urban ocelot
or a crow in a vault

then dine fine
and show yourself
some sanctions
dodo

by Stephen Moles