Bada Bing

Jack K. told Allen G. that William B.
Liked to fuck boys, or was that
The other way around?
Yeah, it must have been the other way around
‘Cause Allen G. liked to fuck them real real young
And he knew by sight another perv who liked to fuck boys
Though, Allen G, by definition was a petifile
And William B. was only on the borderline
Now, Jack K. didn’t like to fuck boys but Allen G.
Kissed and told: that Jack K. liked to fuck a man now and then
Or maybe he just like to fuck Allen G. now and then ?
Nonetheless, welcome to the sex lives of your literary heroes, boys & girls.

by Doug Draime