Sunday, October 08, 2006

Staci Loves Bryce

Staci is not turned off by Bryce’s irritable bowel syndrome
she laughs when he farts
it does not offend Staci that Bryce eats his boogers
and jacks off to cartoon porn
Staci could care less that Bryce demands blow jobs
but refuses to eat her pussy
Staci likes the fact that Bryce drives a canary yellow Xterra
Staci loves Bryce’s Abercrombie & Fitch shirts
and the denim jeans that conceal Bryce’s three inch dick
Staci is all about Bryce’s American Express and Discover cards
Staci’s parents and friends are pleased with Bryce
“You are, like, soooo lucky!” says Heather, Staci’s best friend
since first grade
Staci doesn’t have a cunt or a spirit.
She has perfect salon hair and sorority credentials.
Staci plus Bryce equals love forever.

by Misti Rainwater-Lites

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