Tattoo

I know some guys that tattooed their cocks!

One was a barber pole...that was a great choice-

What ho wouldn't suck on a candy cane?

My balls aren't big enough to tattoo my cock-

Wouldn't the tattoo artist need a stiff canvas?

A guy with your cock in his hand drilling the shit out of it,
with a skin tap sewing machine-

Sounds kind of man lovey...

What if the vibration from the tattoo machine,
made you blow a load?

Would you consider that your first gay experience?

by Ron Cervero