THE SINKING SHIP DILEMMA.

The ship is sinking and I
have the tinned food, the knife,
fishing equipment – yadda yadda -
in my dingy, but now I face
a more problematic dilemma.

That is, I can only take one of
these, either A) a box full of
poetry and fine wine or B)
a box of beer and porn. I decide
instead to go down with the ship.

by Matthew Roberts