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I really miss the supersized number 3

But those fat people ruined it for me

They filled up on it each and every day

Until McDonalds had to take it away

But don't blame them for their perfect fries

Blame Morgan Sperlock and his vat of lies

Obesity isn't hereditary or a disease

It's a choice to eat everything that they please

Whether it's beer or chips or cheese or cake

Or eight buttered rolls along with their steak

Try to walk to the store, then see how you feel

Remember that a crispy crème is not a meal

If you can resist food, give your back a nice pat

And remember guys don't like girls who are fat

by Adam Gagne