Funny from 20 ft away

Why the hell is she sniffing that free sample of cologne?

Sniffing so hard she looks like she's doing a line of crack.

Not that I'd know.

Such a rush from this little vile.


Is she thinking of an old lover?

Her eyes closed so tightly,

bet she’s reliving some old embrace.

Getting wet right there in the fragrance department.

by Lynn Woodfield